Payday

Payday is coming. I heard its tomorrow, which is good. I have an extra 2 days worth of offday for next week as I only had 1 day off this week, meaning I didnt take any off during Raya and Deepavali public holiday. So now, I can go finish up my leg if I get 3 days off straight in a row. *thumbs* Cancelled the water cooling kit order from Victor as I'm not gonna have enough for it although its a bloody good deal, dammit. Oh ya, Shevchenko scored his second goal for Chelsea after like 8 matches of goal draught. Good, hope he gains his confidence and get back on his scoring spree.

Had been sick for the past few days. Inflamed tonsil, sore throat, fever, flu, non-stop running nose, dizzy spell. Geez, its like a superpack all-in-one Deeparaya megasales. Last Monday was a funny day. I was in Subang lookin for my friends and lecturers for chit-chat. In short pants, everyone with eyes can see the "batik" on my right leg. As I was walking pass this backlane, a black guy (Nigerian probably as Subang got a lot of their students) suddenly shouted "YO!" at me, and when I look at him he gave me a thumbs up. I was like WTF. Is it my leg, or is it the guy's brain?

Watched The Tooth Fairy. Budget movies are usually crap, but for once, this one got the mixture kinda right. Except the part of the kids. Directors need to grow brains to know that KIDS as the solution provider in a horror movie is a BAD BAD BAD idea. Hmm, my horror movie DVD collection is growing. Pirated that is lol. Well, work's less busy this week with not much football goin around the world. Hope it continues haha but I'm thinkin of leavin by December or January. Maybe its time to go back n spend some time with the old man and old lady at home, before resuming work. Since I already got a rented room, I dont worry much bout having no shelter while lookin for job. But I'm not that stupid to leave a job when there's no clear answer for the future regarding changes.

Stupidity

I don't really get what new forummers are up to nowadays. They sound dumber and dumber each day where each new accounts brings dumber people into the community. First of all there's all those stupid questions, the spoon-feed-me attitude, creating dumb threads with dumb comments, and those football threadjackers that makes me feel like laughing.

The case mod section has got to bring the dumbest out of them all. Those suckers expect to be spoonfed in every other way, asking ultra stupid and pathetic questions that even a 6 year old can answer. They have to create a whole new fucking thread asking:

- I wanna mod my pc with red light theme. Where to buy red CCFL and red fans?
- I'm modding/painting my side panel, any ideas/suggestions? (no pix submitted of the bloody thing)
- How to sleeve the power supply?

Dude, you gotta have more watermelon seeds in your head than brain capacity to ask those dumbass questions. I shouldnt even call that a question. Someone's gotta be colour blind or totally blind to ask the first question. What the hell is Low Yat Plaza? The 2nd question, its like we're gonna give 2 pieces of flying rat's ass on what you gonna do to your fuckin panel. If I tell you a gazillion goodness about pink colour, will you spray it pink while you claim yourself to be manly? How to sleeve? Retard, do you know what is GOOGLE or are you living in stone age where you have to call an operator to get assistance?

Next its the threadjackers. It was funny, but I've had my suspensions due to these people. I could care less about a 5 or 7 day suspension as long as I have fun putting them down in my team's thread whenever they try threadjacking. The funniest one? Is when this Liverpool fans told us (Chelsea) "The red men will whoop you all 4-0 tonight!". Unfortunately for the retard, we whooped them 4-1. Nonetheless, none is heard from him ever again, probably modding a paper bag to fit his peanut-sized head considering he's got pea-sized brain.

Reading what those people post, really, really, convinces me that most of our fellow Malaysian's are getting dumb and dumber day by day.

Spending again.

Am almost flat-broke although its only the 10th. Got a new DVD writer since the old combo drive aint gonna read DVDs no more. And I found a great second hand casing that is wide enough for my House of Wax mod next. Tatt's all healed which means I can get back to American Apathy mod tomorrow and continue on the front panel.

Oh ya, I bought Titan Quest. Which is a good Diablo 2 copycat RPG with better graphics and more space to roam. Unfortunately the damn thing crashes so frequently I've to download the latest patch for it, too bad I'm still in the office. Its gonna be a long day as there are no football matches that needs running ball today. Damn.

Was so god damn tired yesterday that I came back from shopping at 4pm and slept right away, halfway watching 13 Ghosts (again). There are some extra features on the DVD about the 12 ghosts that Sirus captured. But I slept halfway thru, so soundly that if Breaker Mahoney (Juggernaut) ripped my monitor apart, stepped out of it, and proceed to break the sleeping me into half, I wouldn't even know it. In case some of you havent seen this old movie or have seen it but don't know where the 12 ghosts (yes 12, its not a typo twice) here's something:

1. The First Born Son : the ghost of a little brat called Billy Michaels, who was obsessed with cowboy films. Not heeding his parents' advice, he played Cowboys and Indians with his neighbour, using a real bow and arrow his neighbour found in the father's closet. The arrow that killed him pierced through the back of the head.



2. The Torso : the ghost of a gambler called Jimmy Gambino. Losing everything in a boxing match where his fighter got knocked out, he tried to welch on his bet and escape. The mob which he owed money to, caught up with Gambino and cut him into several pieces, wrapping them in cellophane and dumping the corpse.



3. The Bound Woman : a beautiful cheerleader named Susan LeGrow, who was caught cheating on her boyfriend preceding a high school prom, was strangled by him. Her body was later found buried on the football field at the 50-yard line.



4. The Withered Lover : Jean Kriticos, the wife of Arthur. She tried to save her children in the house fire that changed her family's lives, and though successful, she was burned severely. She was hospitalised, and died in the hospital from her wounds.



5. The Torn Prince : the ghost of Royce Clayton, who was a baseball star. He challenged a greaser to a drag race and was killed in the ensuing crash. The right half of his face was burned away, and he was buried opposite a baseball field.



6. The Angry Princess : Dana Newman, who constantly tried achieving perfection with her looks, despite being beautiful. She gave up eventually after trying to perform cosmetic surgery on herself. She accidentally blinded herself and eventually slit her wrists. She was found with dozens of self-inflicted gashes on her, dead in the bath tub.



7. The Pilgrimmes : the ghost of Isabella Smith, an English woman who travelled across the Atlantic and settled in New England. She was a separatist, and this isolated her from the other townsfolk. She was found guilty of witchraft, and villagers torch her house. However, she escaped unharmed and cementing her status as a witch. She was locked in the stocks and displayed at the center of the town where kids stone her, men spit on her. She died of starvation.



8. The Dire Mother : the ghost of Margaret Shelburne, who was an attraction in a carnival due to her being only three feet tall. She was raped by the "tall man" while cleaning the donkey's pen at the freak show and bore a child, Harold who weighed over 300 pounds, who she pampered and spoilt. Some freaks on the carnival decided to kidnap her as a joke on her son (the next ghost) and accidentally suffocated her to death.



9. The Great Child : Harold was spoiled by his mother, who raised him to be her protector and to exact revenge on the other members of the carnival who kidnapped her as a joke. When he caught up with the culprits he found that his mother had accidentally suffocated to death by the bag that she was kept in. Harold, in rage, took an axe and killed the group of murderers. Later, when the owner of the carnival found out what Harold had done he ordered a mob of people to tear Harold apart.



10. The Hammer : the ghost of a honest blacksmith, George Markley, who lived in a small town in the 1890s. He was driven out of town after wrongfully being accused of stealing. he refused to budge as he was innocent, and one day the accuser and his friends set upon George's wife and children, killing them and hung them on a tree. Enraged, George tracked down the people responsible for killing his wife and kids and hammered them to death. The other townsfolk captured him, roped him to a tree, drove large nails into his body, and cut off his most precious part, his hand, replacing it with his hammer.



11. The Jackal : Ryan Kuhn, a psychotic mental patient during the early 20th century with a penchant for attacking women. Trying to avoid more killing, Ryan admitted himself to the asylum. After a few years, he went crazy and would scratch the walls until his fingernails came off. He was permanently strapped in a straitjacket, where after chewing his way out of it, he had a metal cage locked around his head. After years of this, he had grown deformed, and reviled human contact. He was the only victim of a fire that broke out in the asylum; he apparently ran into the flames rather than let anyone touch him.



12. The Juggernaut : Horace "Breaker" Mahoney was a 7 feet tall freak who was born with facial deformation. His mother left him and his father forced him to work in the junkyard where he built his strength. After his father died, Horace snapped. He towed broken-down motorists to his junkyard where he murdered them, tearing them apart with his bare hands. Being impossible to take on in close combat, his pursuers opted for the safer method, and brought him down in a hail of bullets.

Money money money

Been spending a lot on art stuffs lately. Which is NOT GOOD for someone who's saving up for a 50K-60K priced car. Kinda got a big head to not let my parents to pay for any part of the down payment. Let's see what did I do to this month's salary. 350 goes to the tattoo outline session which is fucken worth it. Oh ya, my tattoo's got a name, S-Kelly. Heh. Another 130 goes to some really bad ass cooling fans for my next mod, House of Wax case, 600 goes to the rent of a new room and the deposit (just in case if I change job and need a place to stay urgently). 250 goes to mom. Burned.

And then on Yahoo Messenger and LYN forum, I just cant... resist... the... RM140... Dremel. Its a rotary tool, the only tool missing from my line of power tools to complete a modder's everything-you-need star studded line up. I've got a drill so I can drill your eardrums and anus, a jigsaw so I can saw off your head (you should learn from me, Al Qaeda, and keep your pocket knives away from necks), and finally a heatgun to burn your scalp by telling you its a hair dryer. The rotary tool's kinda scary cos I've never handled one before. It spins a cutting disc up to 35000 rpm! Imagine if you're not wearing any eye protection, and the disc shatters and the bits starts having sex with your eye, or worse, eyes. Hmmm, art is an expensive hobby. Jigsaw? Nah, easy tool for me to handle now. I've formulated a go-cut-slowdown-go-cut-stop method to handle fancy cuttings.

The current mod project, American Apathy, costs me around 600-700 bucks. Which is worth it cos most of the monees goes to the tools which I'll be using probably till I have kids if I'm lucky. And if I decided to be some serial killer, I can kill and hide them up by covering them with the putty filler I just bought mwahahahahaha. I just got confirmed by the company with an extra 300 bucks. What makes it worst is I don't have to pay for the accomodation in the villa and 3 meals and transportation. Sounds good and money-saving right? Bullshit, that does my impulsive shopping habit in cos I don't have any commitment or anything to pay for.

I still need to pay for 2 more sessions of tattoo making it 1000 in total, and I badly badly badly very fucken badly need a new DVD Writer which costs around 150. The current combo drive's wrecked and cant read DVDs like its supposed to. Damn, I wouldnt wanna continue sitting and watching DVDs on plastic chairs in the living room. I wanna sniff on my pillow and lying on my bed in the air conditioned room!!! Next month my wallet's gonna be shitting bricks. A 2-week old water cooling kit's gonna cost me 700, bought from Victor. And then I'll probably be hunting for plywood planks or plexiglass if there's none around, styrene sheets, airbrush equipments, and an air compressor for the airbrush (for the House of Wax mod). Rats, all for my love of art. How I wish I'm paid like Michael Ballack, 130K pound per week just to play football for 90 minutes once in a week.

I know I'll stumble upon RM100K for free. Err.. I hope I will.

What We Learn In Horror Movies.

We all have watched horror and thriller movies. From shitty ones where the zombies look exactly like the RM5.00 plastic Halloween mask you can find in Carrefour, to good ones like House of Wax and Saw. Here's what we MUST know in order to survive if all the horror movies' quote "based on a true story" is really.. erm... true.

1. Teenagers travelling in a group at some deserted town are always fucked. And they're plain stupid.
2. They get to have sex before they're maggot shit, but usually dead before the male ejaculate.
3. When you hear voices, you'll kill someone. Even if its the garbage truck at midnight.
4. If your car engine dies and its raining, shoot the first stranger who wants to help you cos he's a murderer.
5. Clowns are evil... like literally really really evil. Punch the next one u saw.
6. Strange folks in small towns are serial killers or mass murderer. Like a fat woman with a skinny husband.
7. Anyone who is big, tall, and have disfigured facial features are murderers. Acne included.
8. Anything that flies at night and larger than an owl is a monster. Harpoon it.
9. All Japanese ghosts are drowned victims, with blue faces and they shriek.
10. If someone tell you "You gotta believe me!" after a ridiculous story, fuck it, run for your life.
11. You'll turn into a were-[insert animal name] after being bitten by anything 4 legged. Or Spiderman if 8 legged.
12. All lakes have evil spirits or monsters.
13. Blondes always die in the dumbest way. Like Paris Hilton did.
14. Anyone possessed by demons can climb the ceiling like Spidey and will sneer.
15. When you're freaked out in a bathroom and the mirror is foggy, don't wipe it. You'll see faces.
16. Also never turn on the taps, instead of water, blood will flow.
17. Avoid bath tubs in cheap motels too, hands will try to drown you by grabbing ur titties.
18. Running over a monster, reverse, re-run over it. It'll never work. Neither does guns. So just give up.
19. Houses that are 200 years old and above are all evil. Even the potrait of a lil girl can kill you.
20. Priests are useless, they either run like a lil girl shitting bricks, or they get killed. Call Constantine instead.
21. Very smart or artistic people are usually freaks, like Vincent Price. They have nothing better to do.
22. There are hidden chambers in every old house thats 50 years and older. Probably Hitler's porn stash.
23. Modern day vampires uses sun tan lotion.. along with skin moisturizer at pH5.5.
24. If you stare at the tv for too long, you are possessed. Even if you're watching Animal Planet.
25. Do not use shampoo and soap, it'll make the rats in the sewers bad ass. And they'll gnaw your balls.
26. The prettiest girl and the baldest guy always survive. If you're ugly and have afro, start getting religious.
27. Old people are evil, they can get their retarded kids, who cant draw stick men, to kill you with a spoon.
28. Portraits' eyes always move. Poke em with a fork or something.
29. Monsters/murderers will never die. They'll feature in 2-3 more televised classics before they retire and starts farming/fishing.
30. Newly weds will die if they move into a new house. Stay with your parents, kids.
31. Whenever you're not sleepin on your own bed, you'll wake up in the middle of the night. Then you'll hear voices.
32. Never read any weird books with strange equations. You'll get possessed. This includes Maths, Chemistry, and Physics text books.
33. People always listen to heavy metal before some monster kill them. Go buy some Backstreet Boys to play safe.

Hello Asswipes!

I'm Raymond, or better known as Acey over the net. I have this weird habit. Getting a tattoo every year, once a year to be accurate. This year, its been the 3rd year I've been doing this without fail. First it was in August 2004, where this so called or self-proclaimed tattoo artist (s.o.b.) single handedly wrecked my back. I got no photo left of the first 3 tattoos cos it sucked. Next, August 2005, where my current artist saved my back after a 4 hour touch up session with some black paste. Unfortunately, the 2 stars are not faded enough to get covered, and they suck.

This year, its a bit delayed due to my artist changing his plans at the last minute. 2 months delayed to be precise. When I visited the studio in early September, his girlfriend was like hyperactive and telling me "Eh eh eh Aladdin, I found a design that can wrap your whole chicken leg!". So she showed me this Robin Hood lookalike skeleton, peering from behind the wall and holding a knife on the other hand. It looks good, so I decided to go for it when I got my salary. 2nd October, with one shaved leg, time to get it done. Bad news, skin's still problematic. It tends to swell too early after an injury, in like less than 3 minutes. So I have to delay the shading session. This is what is done so far.

Its been 3 days. Now it itch, like a bitch. And I can't scratch it. Cant wait till end of this month to get the front calf finished before gettin the back of the calf done on the 3rd session.